Tuesday, July 25, 2006

I'll take "The Rapist" for $500


In an unscheduled event, Jeopardy Champion Ken Jennings made several statements questioning the composition of both the long running TV series and its host. Later he retracted his inaccuracies by stating, "We regret the insinuation that Mr. Alex Trebek is a robot, and has been since 2004. Mr. Trebek's robotic frame does still contain some organic parts, many harvested from patriotic Canadian schoolchildren, so this technically makes him a 'cyborg,' not a 'robot."

Rumor has it that the BBC is requesting the "intellectual rights" of Mr. Jennings statements in order to justify their humourless ramblings, "truthiness" and out right lies.

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