The Book of Yuke, Chapter six Verse Seven

“To bare your chest is a sin against the State. So sayeth the Load.”At first I suspected this to be some Islamic pleasing policy, but apparently it’s more to prevent the UKrs (pronounced “yoo kers”) from having white trash walking around shirtless in the city. Still, if your country makes a law against not wearing shirts in public, you...might be a subject.

If your country calls bare chests “anti-social”, you….might be a subject.

If your country puts a CCTV camera in a toilet stall, you might be a subject.

If your country tries to outlaw kitchen knives, you might be a subject.

If your country uses “anti-social” in context to “anti-socialist”, you might be a subject.